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Previously mormonparents

I wanted to ask Christian to skype tonight but I really wanted to go workout and I shower in the mornings so I decided to wait until tomorrow so I make sure to look a+

showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

guri-zuri:

batarian-butts:

suppermariobroth:

Waluigi’s voice from various games.

YOU’RE LOUSY

HTISFDA

I AHDSM FUCKNG PUKING SIWTH LAGUGHETER

41 minutes ago215,173 plays

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I do not have to go out of my way to look out for another woman because we are both female.

I do not have to go out of my way to look out for a black person because we’re both african american.

Neither one of those makes me an internalized misogynist or racist.

If petty stuff like that is the…

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

whetaver:

and what a great investment that was

whetaver:

and what a great investment that was

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on